{"product_id":"the-maiden-heist","title":"The Maiden Heist","description":"Amazon.com\n\nAny movie starring Morgan Freeman, Christopher Walken, William H. Macy, and Marcia Gay Harden carries with it the expectation of good things, and The Maiden Heist does not disappoint. Roger (Walken), Charlie (Freeman), and George (Macy) are all guards at a Boston art museum. Each has one piece to which he is virtually addicted; Roger waxes rhapsodic about a (fictional) 19th-century post-naturalist painting called \"The Lovely Maiden,\" referring to the subject's \"desperate longing and overwhelming passion,\" while Charlie loves another painting and night guard George likes to strip off his clothes and pose like his favorite statue after hours. When the three learn that the insufferable young curator plans to sell the three works (and others) to a Danish museum, replacing them with depictions of animal genitalia and similar atrocities, they are inconsolable. They consider moving to Denmark, which doesn't sit too well with Roger's wife (Harden), who has her heart set on a vacation trip to sunny Florida. But George, a tightly wound former Marine (he took part in Operation Urgent Fury, the invasion of Grenada), has an alternative plan: arrange to have replicas of the pieces made, and then replace the real ones with the fakes during the move. It doesn't take Nostradamus to predict that complications will ensue. The heist itself is poorly planned, to say the least, and quickly turns into a fiasco; but these are likable characters (as the tag line says, \"They're not bad guys--just bad thieves\"), and, well, everything will probably turn out OK. Directed by Peter Hewitt, The Maiden Heist is unlikely to pose a threat to Citizen Kane as one of the great moments in cinematic history, but it has a light touch, a great cast, and plenty of charm. Bonus material includes a \"making of\" featurette and audio commentary. --Sam Graham\n\nProduct Description\n\nIt was a stroke of genius. But now the perfect crime is turning into a perfect disaster in this all-star comedy caper that proves you're never too old to have some new fun.\u003cbr\u003eASIN: B002NO4ISG\u003cbr\u003eVSKU: HBSV.B002NO4ISG.G\u003cbr\u003eCondition: Good\u003cbr\u003eAuthor\/Artist:Morgan Freeman|Marcia Harden|William Macy|Christopher Walken|Joseph McKenna|Bhavesh Patel|Patricia Till|Wynn Everett|Todd Weeks|Philip Hebert|Jim Chiros|Bates Wilder|Stephen Stapinski|Breckin Meyer|Anthony Cascio|Naheem Garcia|David Curtis|Bart Piscitello Jr.|Christy Cashman|James Welu|Peter Darrigo|Douglass Flynn|Peter Hewitt|Rob Paris|Lori McCreary|Bob Yari|Revelations Entertainment\u003cbr\u003eBinding: Dvd\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Any images shown are stock photographs and product may differ from what is shown.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCondition Notes\u003c\/b\u003e: Dvd comes in original case and case has original artwork. Disc may have some minor scratches but is in good condition.Case may have some general wear. Be sure check out thousands of our other dvds on this platform. If dvd came with digital code, code may be used.  \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"The Happy Book Stack ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52295678886189,"sku":"HBSV.B002NO4ISG.G","price":4.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0855\/6799\/6205\/files\/B002NO4ISG-0.jpg?v=1786742697","url":"https:\/\/www.thehappybookstack.com\/products\/the-maiden-heist","provider":"The Happy Book Stack ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}